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Can a schizophrenic use the carpool lane? -Robert G. Lee |
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I'll feel I've done my job. -Woody Allen |
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We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police. -Jeff Marder |
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I went to a New Age convention. There was nobody there under sixty. -Paul McGinty |
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I had a boring office job. I cleaned the windows in the envelopes. -Rita Rudner |
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"Watch closely. I'm going to do this only once." -Kamikaze flight school instructor |
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If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. -Yiddish proverb |
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My parents told me, "Never take candy from strangers,
unless they offer you a ride in their car." -Woody Allen |
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"Herman, stop twisting you sister's head. Herman,
stop it! All right, Herman, give it back
to her...."-Mark Brown |